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Brendan LoperThe New Yorker |
“As a juror, do you think you could be impartial to my client? And if so—how?”
“They’re on top of my head again, aren’t they?”
“I want you to set up a super PAC for whoever this ‘None of These Candidates’ is. They just might be the future of the Party.”
“Looks like my staycation is about to become a Friendsgiving.”
“He refuses to follow the code of ethics because he’s a corruption originalist.”
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“Will you take a picture of me? I can’t resist this lighting.”
“All of this partisan infighting is stalling our agenda.”
“You know the rules—the first person to buzz in with an uninformed opinion wins.”