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Trump finally found a conspiracy theory he doesn’t believe

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So President Trump finally found a conspiracy theory he doesn’t believe.

“Are you still a believer in Santa?” Trump asked an unsuspecting 7-year-old, Collman Lloyd, when she called into the military’s Santa Claus tracker line on Christmas Eve.

“Yes sir,” she replied.

“Because at seven, that’s marginal, right?”

“Yes, sir,” replied the child, though she didn’t know what “marginal” meant.

I can imagine the confusion of the young South Carolinian, who had put out sugar cookies and chocolate milk for Santa. ( Mom! Dad! President Trump says I’m margarine!)

But I can’t imagine what was going through the president’s head. He has entertained notions that Sen. Ted Cruz’s father was involved in the JFK assassination, President Barack Obama’s birth certificate was fake, and that Vince Foster and Antonin Scalia may have been murdered — but he doesn’t believe an elderly man with a long beard lives at the North Pole with his wife and hundreds of elves? Trump has said he believes vaccines cause autism, climate change is a hoax, the “Access Hollywood” recording was doctored, Obama tapped Trump’s phone, millions voted illegally for Hillary Clinton, Democrats faked the Puerto........

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