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Vijay Mallya’s Haircut: I am the one constant in his life and the water in England suits my delicate nature

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Hello, my name is Vijay Mallya’s Haircut. Many of you know me as the one constant in his life. In fact I am so constant I haven’t changed since the 1990s. The reason for this is my obvious sex appeal. Let’s be honest – the ladies like a head of old-fashioned hair. It’s not my fault for being born beautiful so don’t hate the player, hate the game.

Unfortunately, like any one drunk on fame and fortune, I had got rather comfortable in my position of power. And why not? Unlike his wives and businesses I alone have stood the test of time. And I work hard........

© The Times of India