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More pearls of wisdom from Auntie

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09.11.2018

It’s that time again, when Auntie Roger pulls out her pearls of wisdom and strings them delicately around the nape of our readers’ dilemmas.

If you have a burning question that can only be extinguished by the smothering love of Auntie, write to her via the nephew (brian@thesun.co.nz) and your troubles will be over.
Here’s some highlights from Auntie Roger’s most recent exchanges:

Dear Auntie Roger,
I’d like to travel the world and watch rugby matches and I want you all to pay for it.
Freeloader, Wellington.

Dear Freeloader,
Sure you can! We’d be delighted to pay for that. Better still, we can pay you while you’re sponging off us, get you to and from the airport in a swanky Limo and guarantee you a sumptuous retirement package when you’re done travelling and freeloading. Enjoy!
Auntie Roger.

Dear Auntie Roger,
I recently saw an advertisement for a travel special to Lapland, to meet Santa. I was wondering, since I’m a big boy now, do you reckon I would still get to sit on his knee?
Big Boy Bruiser.

Dear BB Bruiser,
These days, the Health and Safety Act excludes podgies throwing their........

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