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The Trump card

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09.01.2017

WASHINGTON — As a public service, I am going to start the new year by making peace with a Donald Trump presidency, and by offering my fellow —liberals an aggressive, three-pronged plan for how to do the same in the interests of national unity.

PRONG ONE

Step back. Accept the inevitable with grace. And most important, stop whining, particularly about the fact that Trump did not win the popular vote.

Several presidents were elected without winning the popular vote. Yes, it is true that they are mostly a parade of nitwits and weirdos, such as Benjamin Harrison, who presided over the installation of electricity in the White House but then never flipped a switch because he was morbidly afraid of being electrocuted. (He ordered his staff to do it.)

Also, there was Rutherford B. Hayes, widely known as “His Fraudulency” because........

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